Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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