he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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