Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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