Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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