Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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