Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
