Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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