i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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