what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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