Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i permit you to call me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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