I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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