Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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