i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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