if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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