There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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