I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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