I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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