You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
birth control should be required to get into college
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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