my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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