My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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