The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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