is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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