new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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