WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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