He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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