So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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