After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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