do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
as a side note pls kill me
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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