but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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