I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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