How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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