Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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