we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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