GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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