porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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