yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
there was a trapeze. enough said
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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