"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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