i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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