he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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