i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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