It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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