Don't you send me to vm
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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