If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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