On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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