how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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