Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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