why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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