I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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