Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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