this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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