And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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